Digital Janitor Biology

All You Had To Do Was Follow The Dang Train!

gerrit — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:19:36 +0000

A new preview for GTA V looks downright salivation-worthy (available at http://rockstargames.com). Like all GTA titles I’ll get two to three copies, one to play, one to keep as backup, and sometimes one to rub all over my face while I’m playing.

The previous GTA trip to the west coast was the epic GTA:San Andreas, including a sendup of Los Angeles, San Francisco, AND Las Vegas. Rumor has it the new version will only cover LA. This would be disappointing if true, as LA is the worst city in the entire USA, as you can see from the following chart I just made:

Worst Cities in America

Los Angeles
New York City
Oklahoma City
Philadelphia
Detroit
Boston
Cleveland
Houston
Tulsa
Phoenix

See, LA is right at #1! You’re officially on notice, R* games. If you don’t spend millions of dollars rendering two multifaceted metropolises into stunning HD, I’ll be forced to only buy ONE copy of your game. So square with that!

Quote of the Day

gerrit — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:27:03 +0000

“You know, nerd culture is totally mainstream now, so when you use the term ‘nerd’ derogatorily, you’re the one out of the Zeitgeist.”

– Ben Wyatt, Deputy City Manager of Pawnee, IN

8-Bit

gerrit — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:41:08 +0000

At DJ Biology, we’ve been thinking retro, and studying designers who don’t need more than 8 glorious bits to spin magic, like this guy or this guy. To that end, we were excited to see the latest Futurama episode sharing in the fun:

Futurama

Mario Meets Portal

gerrit — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:47:51 +0000

Hide your kids, hide your wife… it’s a Mario/Portal mashup!